Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Monty's Crush of the Week

Folks, step into the "Wayback" Machine with me for a bit...


Britney Spears
(Recording Artist and bubblegum pop music video queen,
also known for the Mickey Mouse Club, Crossroads, and
countless cameo appearances in film and television)



This one goes out to Russell Scarecrow, one of my two BFFs. As I was obsessed with Hilary Duff when I first started hanging with Russ, he was full-on obsessed with Britney Spears. We were obsessed with other girls too, of course, but these were two of our top tier crushes respectively. But, for me, I have to get in Peabody's WABAC Machine for Britney, because while I crushed on her as well when she first came on the scene with Baby One More Time, she lost me pretty early on with the antics, and the baby making, and the head-shaving and what-not. In the long run, Britney wasn't really my type of gal, but she sure could look good sometimes, and she still can. I mean, sure, if I did ever find a genie or a leprechaun and got that magical island I always dreamed of living on, where I was immortal and godlike, and lived alone in a parallel dimension with only my unaging, immortal harem for company, in a fully stocked mansion maintained by magic and Star Wars droids, I'd have 1999 Britney there in the mix too. I mean, duh, that's a no-brainer.  Look at this...


So, there ya go, I'm sending this girl some way overdue love, because, yeah, way back when, I had a thing for her too. I think all guys did at one point or another, and many still do.

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